Lloyd Garmadon's Blog
The blog of green ninja Lloyd Garmadon.
Sunday, 5 January 2014
Never Trust A Snake
Sorry I haven't Posted much,But I'm here :D!Well,here goes.After being betrayed again I set out to find the Anacondrai,I walked and walked,and,"I found it",I exclaimed.I was greeted by a bunch of skeletons.I was walking around...........POOM!A snake came out of no where!And we talked blah blah blah and we raided the town for candy!We got back and talked,we decided to show Darkleys School For Bad Boys who I am!Gah!I hate Brad and Gene!We set up booby traps and tied up the students.Then the ninja showed up again!Argh!Most of them were booby trapped,MUHAHAHA!One came up and Pythor stole the map!And my uncle told me to come and blue came to pick me up.Argh!My uncle read me a bedtime story called Never Trust A Snake and I never made that mistake again.And,I fell asleep.Haha,*snoring*.
Thursday, 19 December 2013
Being Betrayed,AGAINš
I found the Fangpyre,at the fight between the Hypnobrai and Fangpyre,it stopped cause they were friends!"Skales my old chum!",said the general.And I forgot.All I remember that Skales said is,"I'm glad that it is a friend"."I though you were enemies,not friends!",I said."We were at war,but since Skales is leading",said the Fangpyre general."If you opened the Constictai,the Venomari or heaven forbinned the Anacondrai,then it would've been a tussle",said Skales.And I went away to find the Anacondrai.
Thursday, 12 December 2013
I got betrayed by the Hypnobrai!
Arghhhh!I got betrayed by the hypnobrai!Now I 'm finding the fangpyre.It all started when the hypnobrai was making my tree house fortress,then the ninja showed up.After my fortress was defeated,they went to get their staff.Did I mention the ninja stole their staff?And when we got back,Slitraa and Skales fought for the staff,and Skales won!Then,Skales ordered me to leave and never return!Arghhhh!!!!Being betrayed is the worst!
My Hypnobrai Army
Now that I have an army,I order them to do stuff.First of all,candy from Jamanakai.At Jamanakai village,their leader,Slitraa,and his army hypnotaized the villagers.Then those stupid ninja had to show up again!As I loaded my wheelbarrow with candy,and yelled,"Take the candy!!Take it all".And no one did.I'm never gonna end from my sugar high!Yee-haw!!When I was escaping with my candy,I tripped on some throwing stars and yelled,"My candy!".Argghhh!I hate those ninja!
Back to the Serpentine tomb.Ummmmm,I forgot what happened.But I ordered them to make me a tree house fortress,anddddd,I forgot.But I do remember two snakes carrying me and me saying" If I see one girl in here,I'm gonna go balistict".And,I forgot.
Back to the Serpentine tomb.Ummmmm,I forgot what happened.But I ordered them to make me a tree house fortress,anddddd,I forgot.But I do remember two snakes carrying me and me saying" If I see one girl in here,I'm gonna go balistict".And,I forgot.
An Unexpected Day,Part 2
The best candy store is in Jamanakai Village,so of course I snagged a wheelbarrow and loaded it up.I got lollipops,gooey taffy,sugar straws,EVERYTHING!I threw the snakes at the villagers watching me.People hid and were scared.This is great,I thought,I'm going to steal all the candy in Jamanakai and get a SUGARRRR HIGH!!What would Finn think now?Then this stupid ninja had to show up,saying the snakes were fake.They yelled at me for stealing.Before I knew it,they started throwing rotten vegetables at me,"I asked for candy!Not vegetables!I hate vegetables",I yelled.And thise ninja tied me up to a sign,ot felt like Finn all over again!I felt a single tear fell of my cheek,then I thought that Finn might be right about one thing- evil geniuses don't cry.I am Lloyd Garmadon!Son of Lord Garmadon,and future dark ruler!
I wandered through Glaccier Barrens to hide/plot.I was going to show those ninjas who they were dealing with.My luck turned around when I found this hatch that said "Hypnobrai Serpentine"on it with a picture of a snakes using mind control...I was shocked!This looked like the real thing!I thought it was only a myth!I opened the door,I fell down the hole.It looked like a snowy trap.I saw millons of me reflect through the ice.I saw a man,but he was all skeletons,I'd rather be tied up by ninjas than end up like him.Suddenly I heard a rattling,a bunch of TALKING SNAKES came out,the leader tried to use this swirly things to control my mind.Luckily when I slipped near an ice column it reflected back to himself.He was under my control.MY OWN ARMY OF SNAKES!MWA-HAHAHAHAH!!
I wandered through Glaccier Barrens to hide/plot.I was going to show those ninjas who they were dealing with.My luck turned around when I found this hatch that said "Hypnobrai Serpentine"on it with a picture of a snakes using mind control...I was shocked!This looked like the real thing!I thought it was only a myth!I opened the door,I fell down the hole.It looked like a snowy trap.I saw millons of me reflect through the ice.I saw a man,but he was all skeletons,I'd rather be tied up by ninjas than end up like him.Suddenly I heard a rattling,a bunch of TALKING SNAKES came out,the leader tried to use this swirly things to control my mind.Luckily when I slipped near an ice column it reflected back to himself.He was under my control.MY OWN ARMY OF SNAKES!MWA-HAHAHAHAH!!
An Unexpected Day,Part 1
Today I was eating breakfast at school when a package came from my grandmummy,inside was a bright, sticky candy.It was REALLY,REALLY hard to get any candy or fun toys in my boarding school for bad boys cause they are always teaching us how to pull tricks and take over the world and stuff.I was about to smush my face full of candy when this bully Finn saw me and took away my candy away from me and used his powers to turn it into crawly bugs and worms,"Disgusting!",I yelled,"HEYYYY!!!!MY CANDY!!".He laughed,looking around his friends,then pointing to his T-shirt that read "Evil Geniuses Don't Cry".Everyone was laughing.I had to get out there before he decided to stick me in the trash bin again.
I hid in an empty classroom and thought of a plan.What was that word again?I have to try and remember all the words in my Villain Vocabulary List.Plotted,thats right.I sat right there and plotted.I was going to leave Darkley's Boarding School For Bad Boys and never come back,AND I was going to get more candy.Everyone knows the first rule of my mission is to dress really scary,so I picked the lock of the teachers closet and found an extra cape and a helmet to wear.There was also some other things the teacher took away from us like a rubber band,rubber snakes, and a soccer ball.Rubber snakes!Thats was it!They looked just like the Serpentine.HISSSSS!!
I hid in an empty classroom and thought of a plan.What was that word again?I have to try and remember all the words in my Villain Vocabulary List.Plotted,thats right.I sat right there and plotted.I was going to leave Darkley's Boarding School For Bad Boys and never come back,AND I was going to get more candy.Everyone knows the first rule of my mission is to dress really scary,so I picked the lock of the teachers closet and found an extra cape and a helmet to wear.There was also some other things the teacher took away from us like a rubber band,rubber snakes, and a soccer ball.Rubber snakes!Thats was it!They looked just like the Serpentine.HISSSSS!!
Wednesday, 11 December 2013
Hey!Hey!Hey!
Hey!Hey!Hey!Rebecca here!This blog is Lloyd Garmadon's Blog,a blog from my favourite shows character,Lloyd Garmadon.The Green Ninja,Thats why everythings green!Enjoy!
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